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  1. Viagra Balls
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Viagra Balls

9-15-98

1. Was it too much of a good thing?
Tighter noose than a wedding ring
Nothing seems so simple after all
Bumble bee with no sting switch
Box without juice, a phone that don’t ring
Not that anyone would want to call at all But now he's got Viagra Balls He goes over
Niagra Falls
In a barrel
He thinks he’s Errol
His rocket launcher Never stalls
He’s got
he’s got
Viagra Balls
He thinks he’s Errol
And he’s still sterile
2.
Nothing ever to do
What a mess when you aren’t you
Hiding in the back not walking tall
Concealing what you go through
Sympathy’s not worth it really being true
Then one day that pet rock starts to crawl because
Now he’s got
Viagra balls
He thought that Rogaine
Was the cause
Or tight apparel
Like Perry Farrel
Now he’s got
Viagra Balls
He goes over
Niagra Falls
In a barrel
He’s just like Errol
3.
You cleared the cold in your head
Suddenly you want to stay in bed
But not like you did all through last fall
Champagne parties instead
Cozy cuffs and a waterbed
Neighbors with their ear pressed to the wall and all
‘Cause now he’s got
Viagra balls
And Cindy Crawford
Takes his calls
He had the marrow
He’s straight and narrow
Now he's got
Viagra balls
He wants to phone up
Jerry Hall
And Christmas carol
While he’s still sterile
Now he’s got
Viagra Balls
Now he’s got
Viagra Balls
Now he’s got
Viagra Balls
Now he’s got
Viagra Balls

 

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Cover Girl Salute

the revlon herb that keeps you high, your dreams alive means nothing without faith
of all concerns for everyone you won't come home, packed suitcase in their face
run a long way in a winter haze for a couple of days if you want to place
become a connoisseur in perfect haste but remember they want more these days
the silicon orb lays in your breast to look your best, no expiration date
and under ground 3001 when the bones are gone you're still a fashion plate
fought your way onto summer stage for a couple of days
lamentably, you could've paved the way with your perfect face in another age
but they want more these days
(bridge:)
last in line with your fists held high and posture problems you can't deny
next big thing,  depleted wealth and in a game of chicken with yourslef
bake your thoughts until they're done, baby, hide you big thoughts if they come
last chance, mother, if you want to make the cover
never let them deceive you, receive you
carried away like a basket case for a couple days, you forget your place
in another state call from a pay phone in a haste, try to rescue face...

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